a$$hat - A piece of junk you put on your head. It doesn’t help you, i

A piece of junk you put on your head. It doesn’t help you, it doesn’t protect you, and it’s probably made of expired cheese.

I wore a hat made of cheese. It stank so bad, I got kicked out of class.

My hat fell off and hit the teacher. He called me an a$$hat.

I bought a hat. It was a total waste of money.