A'fiffa
A'fiffa is a person who is always smiling, always smart, and somehow always has time to make your life worse. You will never be as good as her.
She finished her work in 5 minutes and still had time to make me cry.
A'fiffa told me I was ‘a disgrace’ and then brought me a pizza. I’m now a 5-star disgrace with a full stomach.
She had a baby and still got promoted. I had a cat and got yelled at.