A'darius
Acts like he's got it all figured out but gets played every time. Screams at girls like they owe him money. Has no idea how to love but can make a girl wet her pants.
A'darius: 'I don't need no love.' Girl: 'You don't need no love, but you need no pants.'
A'darius: 'I'm the best.' Girl: 'You're the best at getting played.'
A'darius: 'I'm the main man.' Girl: 'You're the main man who just got knocked out by a main man.'