a%09 - It’s like saying ‘2009’ but with less effort and more embarr

It’s like saying ‘2009’ but with less effort and more embarrassment, like when you’re too lazy to remember the full year.

Text: I was born in a%09. My brain is too weak to count higher.

Tweet: 2009 was the year I got my first phone. a%09 was the year I forgot what it was.

DM: My mom said I should be born in 2009. I said a%09 and left.