A Zastrow
A Zastrow is someone who will always be there, even if it means getting a tattoo on their face or burning their hands on a car engine. They’re like the cool uncle who also knows how to fix your car and never lets you forget it.
My Zastrow uncle showed up with a wrench and a tattoo on his face.
He drove three hours just to help me with my car and now he’s got grease all over his hands.
He showed up with a car engine and a smile that said, 'I’m not going anywhere.'