A Zander Emo
A Zander Emo is a ginger emo who shaves the sides of his head and lets the top hair hang long. He pulls that hair over one eye like he’s trying to hide from the world and everyone else’s judgment. He talks like he’s the funniest guy ever, even though he’s just a stupid emo prick.
He pulled his hair over his eye and said, 'I’m the king of sad.'
He walked into the bathroom and yelled, 'Why are you all so boring?'
He tried to make a joke about his hair and failed, but still thought he was hilarious.