A Zander Emo
A Zander Emo is a ginger emo with a weird haircut and a weird head. He stands in the urinal sideways, like he’s trying to show off. He also hits you with stupid banter and thinks it’s the best thing ever.
He stood in the urinal sideways and said, 'I’m a legend.'
He said, 'You’re not even funny,' right after I told a joke.
He walked out of the bathroom and said, 'I’m the only one who matters.'