A Zander Emo
A Zander Emo is a ginger emo who thinks he’s the funniest guy on Earth. He has that weird hair, he hides one eye with it, and he talks like he’s the only one who matters. Deep down, he’s just a sad, stupid emo with a bent penis.
He said, 'I’m the funniest guy here,' even though no one laughed.
He pulled his hair over his eye and said, 'I’m a god.'
He walked out of the bathroom and said, 'You’re all losers.'