a yuppie ate my dingo
My dingo got eaten by a yuppie. It’s like when your dingo is the only one who understands you, and then a suit comes and swallows it whole.
My dingo was the only one who liked my pizza. Then a yuppie came and ate it like it was a side dish.
At the office party, my dingo was the star of the show. Then a yuppie drank it like it was a beer.
My dingo was the best friend I ever had. Then a yuppie took one look and said ‘I’m hungry.’