a yuppie ate my dingo
A yuppie devoured my dingo. It’s like when your mom’s friend says your dog is ‘just a mutt’ and then eats it.
At the mall, the salesperson said my dingo looked like it was ‘bored of life.’
My cousin called my dingo ‘a waste of space’ and then ate it for lunch.
The guy at the gym said my dingo was ‘not fit enough for his bicep.’