a yuppie ate my dingo - A rich snob from the city laughed at my dingo. It’s like The

A rich snob from the city laughed at my dingo. It’s like The Dingo Ate My Baby, but with more bling and less sense.

My neighbor’s kid said my dingo was ‘too country’ for his Instagram story.

At the coffee shop, the barista called my dingo ‘a sad version of a pet.’

My boss said my dingo was ‘not professional’ and sent me a LinkedIn article about ‘workplace decorum.’