A wooden toaster zombie - A wooden toaster zombie is you when you’re too tired to move

A wooden toaster zombie is you when you’re too tired to move but still try to look cool.

I slept for 12 hours and still tried to text my crush. I’m a wooden toaster zombie.

I was too tired to stand but still tried to dance. I’m a wooden toaster zombie.

I sat on the couch and screamed at the TV. I’m a wooden toaster zombie.