A wooden toaster zombie - A wooden toaster zombie is you when you’re too lazy to do an

A wooden toaster zombie is you when you’re too lazy to do anything but exist.

I didn’t shower for a week and still tried to live. I’m a wooden toaster zombie.

I sat in my pajamas and watched TV all day. I’m a wooden toaster zombie.

I didn’t even brush my teeth. I’m a wooden toaster zombie.