A woodchuck chuck couldn’t chuck wood because a woodchuck chuck is just a piece of wood

The reason I told my parents I failed school. I said a woodchuck chuck was just a piece of wood and I didn't like wood.

I told my mom, 'Wood is stupid.' She said, 'Then go live with the woodchucks.'

I got grounded for saying woodchucks were fake.

I told my dad woodchucks were a scam. He said I was a scam.