A windy burglar

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A windy burglar is a smelly thief who brags about how they can steal your stuff even when it's raining and the wind is screaming in your face like it's your ex.
I saw a windy burglar trying to break into my house during a storm. He looked like he just got out of jail and forgot to shower.
My neighbor said the windy burglar came in through the window like he was on a mission from God.
I heard the windy burglar cussing at the wind like it owed him money.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A windy burglar is a lazy thief who only robs houses when the wind is strong enough to knock over a fence and the rain is so heavy it feels like your roof is crying.
The windy burglar tried to rob my house, but the wind blew his hat off and he ran away like a coward.
I woke up to the sound of the windy burglar fighting the wind like it was a rival.
The windy burglar came in through the door, but the wind pushed him back out like he was a bad tenant.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A windy burglar is a thief who looks like a soggy raccoon and has the personality of a wet sock, trying to steal your stuff when the weather is trying to kill you.
The windy burglar looked like he had been swimming in a sewer and was trying to steal my TV.
I saw the windy burglar trying to break in while the wind was laughing at him.
The windy burglar came in like he owned the place, but the wind kicked him out like he was a bad roommate.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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