a willy
A willy is a guy who knows everything about the weather and also has two willies. He’s the kind of guy who will tell you about a storm and then ask you if you’ve ever seen a willy before.
My teacher is a willy and he has two willies. He’s the worst.
I asked my brother if he was a willy and he said no, but he had two willies.
The willy at the weather station has two willies and is the most annoying.