A wild Zephaniah
A wild Zephaniah happens when you’re so drunk you think 30 men are your friends, then you pee on a pillow like it’s a crime.
I did a wild Zephaniah at my cousin’s wedding and peed on the cake.
I had a wild Zephaniah and peed on my teacher’s shoes during class.
I did a wild Zephaniah with my friends and peed on the school bus.