a wikipedia junkie
someone who treats Wikipedia like it's their ex and they're trying to make it work again by clicking links until they're both exhausted and a little bit annoyed
I clicked 'see also' ten times and now I'm reading about the history of toilet paper.
I started with 'cat' and now I'm crying about the life of a 17th-century cat.
I tried to find 'banana' and now I'm arguing with a guy about the best type of banana.