A widnae could dae that
A Scottish way of saying you're so bad at things, even the moon laughs at you.
A widnae could dae that, I tried to sing in the shower and my neighbors called the cops.
A widnae could dae that, I tried to fold my clothes and they looked like a tornado hit my closet.
A widnae could dae that, I tried to do my math homework and it looked like a cat threw up numbers on my paper.