a Westwood

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When you go to pee but you miss the bowl and end up soaking your pants like a farty toddler
Dude, I did a westwood in my pants during the final round of the tournament
I did a westwood so bad I woke up the whole dorm
I went to the bathroom and did a westwood in front of my crush
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Leaving more than a ounce of beer like it's your last meal and you're too lazy to finish it
I did a westwood and left my beer like it was a dead body
That guy did a westwood and left his beer so half-eaten it looked like a crime scene
She did a westwood and left her beer like it was a betrayal
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A white guy who thinks he's black but he's obviously not and it's embarrassing
That guy tried to be black but he's white and it's so obvious
He's like a white guy trying to be black and it's hilarious
She's trying to be black but she's white and it's like a joke
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A game company that made some cool games but got eaten by a bigger company like a fat kid at a buffet
They made cool games but got eaten by EA like a snack
That game company got absorbed by EA like a piece of cake
They were awesome until EA ate them like a pizza
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A guy who thinks he's a gangsta but he's just a big radio guy with no real skills
He's a gangsta wannabe who just listens to big radio
That guy's a big radio ponse trying to be a gangsta
He's just a big radio guy trying to be a gangsta and it's weak
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A rich neighborhood with a ton of Asians and Persians and a bunch of schools and shopping but it's so packed you can't park anywhere
Westwood is so packed you can't park anywhere and it's a nightmare
They have so many Asians and Persians it's like a party
Westwood is super rich but you can't even find a parking spot
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A game company that made cool games like Command & Conquer but got eaten by bigger companies
That game company made cool games but got eaten by a bigger one
They had cool games but got absorbed by bigger companies
They made Command & Conquer but got eaten like a snack
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