a weird nut
A weird nut is when someone tries to get their jizz out, but there's no love or lust. It's just a sad, sweaty mess that makes both people feel like they got scammed.
My cousin tried to hit it and quit it with my sister. She was like, 'You're not even hot.'
My friend's dad tried to get it on with the mail lady. She just left.
My neighbor tried to flirt with my dog. The dog just stared.