a week in the jail
A week in the jail is when someone moves like a snail on meth and a soccer player who takes five seconds to kick a ball. Time feels like it’s being dragged through a toilet.
"Man, he’s a week in the jail. I’ve seen turtles run faster.", Fan in the stands
"He’s got a week in the jail. I think he’s trying to make the game last until next year.", Coach on the sideline
"I was stuck behind him in traffic. He’s got a week in the jail.", Driver in the car behind