A Weeb's Cream Dream - A Weeb Cream Dream is when your waifu is so hot, even your d

A Weeb Cream Dream is when your waifu is so hot, even your dreams get a boner. It’s like a ramen noodle with extra spice and no filters.

I dreamed I was fighting a giant ramen bowl. My waifu was in it. I won. Then I woke up with a hard on.

I told my waifu I love her. She said I love her back. Then I started crying in a public bathroom.

I had a dream my waifu was a goddess. Then she turned into a demon. I woke up with a rash.