A Weeb - A weeb is a guy who thinks he’s Japanese, has a waifu, and d

A weeb is a guy who thinks he’s Japanese, has a waifu, and doesn’t care if people laugh at him.

I’m not a weeb, I’m a Japanese man. You’re just a normal person who doesn’t know what kawaii means.

I have a body pillow and I don’t care if it’s in the middle of the hallway.

I’m gonna get my waifu a new shirt even though I can’t afford food.