a wayne - When you wake up like a smelly, sweaty old man and go to wor

When you wake up like a smelly, sweaty old man and go to work without washing your face or brushing your teeth.

I woke up and was a wayne. I went to work like I was a smelly old man.

My brother is a wayne. He went to work without brushing his teeth.

I slept in and became a wayne. I looked like a raccoon and smelled like old socks.