A Wash Away
You’re getting cum all over your girlfriend like a messy kid. Then you sit there and act like it’s a spa day. The cum washes away your sins, but it also makes your pants smell like a dead raccoon.
My girlfriend looked like she’d been attacked by a cum waterfall. I washed it all away with a spray bottle and a middle finger.
He tried to wash away the cum, but it just soaked through his shirt like a cum-soaked wet dream.
She looked at me like I’d just washed away the cum from the last 10 years of my life.