a warwick wanker
a Warwick loser who looks like a soggy bagel with goggle eyes and a face like a smelly sock. He’s a fat, moob-filled, gobble-licking, insect-fucking, toe-up-fanny-sticking, sexy-ginge-loving, gimp who got smothered by his big, sexy mum.
He’s the worst. I’d rather get hit by a truck than be stuck with him.
He tried to lick my gobble in the toilet. I threw a sock at him.
He stuck his toe up my fanny during lunch. I got suspended.