Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Two guys trying to out-jerk each other like they're in a penis war, seeing who can blow their load first.

'You think you're the best? Let's see if your wank off is better than mine!'

'He wanked off so hard he scared the dog.'

'They were wanking off in the park like they were on a date.'

2

When a man farts and jerks off at the same time, just because he can.

'He wanked off while eating a sandwich, like it was a normal day.'

'She watched him wank off and said, 'You're lucky I'm not mad.''

'He wanked off in the middle of a meeting, and no one said anything.'

3

When a guy gets so excited he can't stop jerking off, even if he's not wearing pants.

'He wanked off in the grocery store, right in front of the milk.'

'He was wanking off in the car, and the kids were terrified.'

'He wanked off on the bus, and the driver gave him a ticket.'

4

When a guy can't get enough of his own junk, so he just keeps going until he's sore.

'He wanked off for an hour, and his arm was shaking.'

'He was wanking off so hard, he forgot his own name.'

'He wanked off in the shower, and the water turned pink.'

5

When a guy is too lazy to move, so he just wanks off while sitting on the couch.

'He wanked off while eating pizza, and didn't even move.'

'He wanked off while watching TV, and missed the whole show.'

'He wanked off so long, his couch had a new hole.'

6

A contest to see who can wank the longest without exploding, like it's a sport.

'They had a wank off contest, and the loser had to eat the whole cake.'

'He wanked off for 10 minutes, and the others were in shock.'

'They had a wank off in the school, and the teacher had to call the cops.'

7

When a guy is so sexy, he wanks off and makes everyone around him jealous.

'He wanked off in the gym, and all the guys were staring.'

'He wanked off on the street, and the cops were distracted.'

'He wanked off in the office, and no one could focus on work.'