A Walking Minefield
A walking disaster who loses their mind over the smallest things. They’ll yell at you for no reason and say the most embarrassing things in front of everyone.
You ask them how they’re doing and they say, 'I’m fine, I guess. I guess I’m not dying right now.'
They yell at a burger for being too big.
They start crying because they saw a pink flamingo and thought it was a personal attack.