A Vaginal Choke-Slam
A woman takes what she wants and crushes a guy into a life of marriage, babies, and a house so fast he doesn’t even get to say ‘I do’ twice.
He said yes once. Now he’s stuck with her, two kids, and a mortgage.
She married him for his Instagram. Now he’s stuck with her and a kid.
He didn’t know what hit him. Now he’s stuck with a wife, a baby, and a house.