A Vaginal Choke-Slam
A woman grabs what she wants and puts a guy into a life of marriage, babies, and a house so fast he doesn’t even get to finish his coffee.
He said yes after one date. Now he’s stuck with her and a baby.
She married him for his car. Now he’s stuck with her and a kid.
He didn’t know what hit him. Now he’s stuck with a wife and a baby.