A ubicorn
A unicorn that got cursed by a typo. Or a Ubisoft unicorn that makes you want to punch a wall.
My teacher said I wrote 'ubicorn' instead of 'unicorn'. I said it's a magical curse.
That Ubisoft game has a ubicorn. It's the worst thing I've ever seen.
I saw a ubicorn. I yelled 'you're a spelling mistake!' and it ran away.