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You’re so obsessed, you’d stick a tube up your pants and theirs just to make a baby.

I’d put a tube up my pants just to have a baby with my crush.

If my crush wanted a baby, I’d stick a tube up my pants and his.

I’m that obsessed, I’d do a tube up my pants just to get pregnant.