a tube going - You're so in love, you'd shove a tube up your junk and their

You're so in love, you'd shove a tube up your junk and theirs just to get pregnant.

I’d stick a tube up my junk just to be with my girlfriend.

If my crush asked me, I’d put a tube up my junk and his.

I’m so in love, I’d do a tube up my junk just to make a baby.