I asked my crush if he was a Tino. He said, 'I am, and I’m also your destiny.' I said, 'Okay, I believe you.'

My brother dated a Tino. He was so good-looking, my brother turned into a tomato.

My teacher said my crush is a Tino. I asked, 'Is that like a superpower?' She said, 'It’s like a superpower and a half.'