My teacher said my crush is a Tino. I asked, 'Is that like a superpower?' She said, 'It’s like a superpower and a half.'

I saw a Tino at the gym. He lifted weights like they were candy. I asked him if he wanted a candy bar. He said, 'I’m already a candy bar.'

My neighbor is a Tino. He’s got good hair, good taste, and a good life. He’s like the whole package.