a tiger woods - When you can’t stop getting laid with a bunch of women, and

When you can’t stop getting laid with a bunch of women, and you feel like you’re the king of the world.

I texted my friend, 'I’m gonna have sex with 10 women today!'

My mom said, 'You’re turning into a walking sex machine!'

I told my girlfriend, 'I’m gonna leave you for someone hotter!'