A thousand push up’s’
A promise made by someone who thinks they're cool, but when they fail, they get forced to do a thousand push ups like a sweaty, out-of-shape, salty loser.
My mom promised me a video game if I got an A. I got a D. Now I'm doing a thousand push ups.
My crush said he'd text me every day. He didn't. Now I'm doing a thousand push ups.
My dog promised me a treat. He lied. I did a thousand push ups.