a thing of
a video game series about a super-powered freak who escaped from a lab, fought robots, and exploded a lot, created by a guy who probably doesn't get paid enough
'Thing Thing 2 is the worst, but I still play it because I have no life.'
'I beat Zeus and Posideon, but I still hate the explosions.'
'Thing Thing 3 made me cry. I just wanted to be free.'