a thad
A Thad is the perfect guy, he’s hot, he’s kind, and he’s got a heart of gold. If you date him, you might get a heart of gold too, or a broken one if you’re not careful.
My crush is a Thad. I’m in love. He’s in love. We’re both confused.
My sister dated a Thad and now she’s rich, happy, and in therapy.
My friend said her Thad proposed to her during a math test. It was dramatic.