a thad
A Thad is like a weird mountain man who lives in the woods, owns a parrot, and thinks wearing socks with sandals is a fashion statement.
My neighbor is a Thad. He wears socks with sandals and talks to his parrot like it’s his best friend.”
I saw a Thad on a raft. He had a parrot on his shoulder and a sandwich in his hand.”
My cousin’s Thad lives in a cave and eats sandwiches for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.”