A Ted cruise
A Ted Cruise is when you're a senator from Texas and you take a vacation to Cancun while your people are stuck in the cold with no power, no heat, and no respect.
He went to Cancun while we were still waiting for the power to come back. He posted a picture of a cocktail and a tan.
She took a trip to the Bahamas while we were still dealing with the snow. She sent a message saying 'I miss you, but I miss the beach more.'
He went to a tropical island while we were stuck in a blizzard. He came back with a new tan and a new attitude.