A Ted cruise
A Ted Cruise is when you get a vacation while your people are stuck in the cold, with no power, no water, and no dignity.
He went to Mexico while we were stuck with no heat and no light. He came back with a tan and a new attitude.
She took a trip while we were freezing our butts off. She sent a message saying 'I miss you, but I also miss the beach.'
He took a vacation while the city was in chaos. He came back with sunburn and no remorse.