A Ted cruise
A Ted Cruise is the art of taking a break while everyone else is busy dying, and you're busy living.
He went to Bali while we were still cleaning up after the hurricane. He posted a selfie with a coconut and a smirk.
She took a week off during a blackout. We had to light candles and eat cold pizza.
He left during a blackout and came back with a tan and a new suit. We had no heat, no water, and no respect.