a techno-peasant
A techno-peasant is someone who thinks a phone is just for talking and a computer is for typing letters. They get lost in the digital world like a kid in a candy store with a headache.
My uncle tried to send a text and cried because it didn’t ring.
My mom asked me to ‘fix the internet’ because she thought it was broken like her hair.
My cousin thought a USB was a new kind of lollipop.