a swimming pool band-aid - The worst thing to ever happen to your feet, like a nightmar

The worst thing to ever happen to your feet, like a nightmare made of goo.

I saw a swimming pool band-aid and I immediately knew my day was ruined.

My friend tried to peel one off and now his fingers are covered in sludge.

I took a bite of one and now I’m doing a chant to my gods for forgiveness.