a summer high
A summer high is when it’s summer and you’ve been lying on the couch eating chips all day, so when you go to the first party, you pretend to be high because you’re too lazy to actually be high.
Just crashed on the couch for three days. At the party, I said I was high. Nobody believed me.
Didn’t even have to be a party. I just said I was high because I didn’t feel like moving.
I drank one soda and pretended I was high. It worked.