a stuart
When a person accidentally shows their pubic hair and acts like it’s the best thing ever, even though it’s clearly the worst thing ever.
My mom walked into the room and saw my bare butt. She screamed and ran out like I was a monster.
My brother showed his junk to the teacher and said it was a surprise. It wasn’t. It was a disaster.
At the mall, I accidentally showed my crotch to a group of kids. Now they follow me around and laugh every time I walk.