a stuart
A giant hairy monster from Tibet that eats kids and lives in caves. They’re super mean and only like Pukka Pies and Bacardi rum.
I was climbing the mountain and saw a Stuart eating a kid. It was terrifying.
A group of hikers ran away from a Stuart who was holding a kid in his arms. It was gross.
The UN dropped Pukka Pies near the cave and said it was to keep the Stuarts happy. I don’t know if it worked.