A stroke and a half
The worst kind of loser. So bad, you need to add another level of bad just to describe them. Like the upgrade from a regular piece of trash to a whole dumpster fire.
I saw him wearing socks with sandals and a backwards hat. That’s a stroke and a half.
My cousin tried to propose to a cow. That’s a stroke and a half.
He used four different colognes at once. That’s a stroke and a half.